The stand-up comedian, writer and entertainer reveals his make-up staples for the first time.

1. YSL L’Homme Touche Eclat Pen, £25

A hide -the-blemish, frankly, but no one would ever know you’re wearing it. Covers all those little red blotches, especially around the eyes. A boon. I think it reflects light, or something.

2. MAC bronzing powder in Bronze, £19. 

Gives a healthy glow where none would otherwise be.

3. MAC eye shadow in Coquette, £12. 

For that musky, smoky eye look. Cosmetic sex appeal.

4. Mychelle Pumpkin Renew Cream, £23.50

A moisturiser, not a cosmetic, but the most fabulous plumper up of tired skin I’ve encountered.

Julian’s Position Vacant: Apply Within Tour starts on April 21st. You can find details and tickets here.